me!…for having a grand total of ONE blog post for the month of February. #grr
I won’t linger on about my self-loathing and procrastination now and just skip to the pretty…
The Oscars were last night and, since I didn’t post about the Golden Globes [#missedopportunity], I couldn’t call myself a serious fashion blogger if I missed this one…
Although I didn’t watch the show, from the pics I gathered this morning, the red carpet looked pretty fab. Most girls were dressed in lavish gowns, couture pieces and sparkling jewellery, and the guys in well-fitted suits. Pretty classy affair no? Haha.
In fact, my top five female looks for the night [in no particular order] were:

…with close runners-up..

Eek! What a stunning set of gowns… #fabricfiesta
Even the after-party outfits were glam; one of my favs being Lily Collin’s sleek little number…
…along with other honorable mentions…

Colorful little group no?
Even the Kluminator showed up looking like an Oscar in true Heidi-plunging-neckline-cleave-showing-fashion…
And then this happened… *record scratch*
You can pick your jaws up off the floor now…but yes, that’s Heidi. and Naomi. lip locked. *blink blink*
I reserve further comment while I go shop around for my Oscar 2014 look…I’ll also be taking applications for my hair and makeup team in the comment box below 🙂
It will happen one day kiddies…mark my words…
xx